The Week of Back To School Sucks

Around the country, children and teenagers are headed back to everyone's favorite institutionalized learning prison, the public school. We at Everything Sucks are naturally aware that nearly all schoolchildren hate their situation, and we would like to tell them they aren't wrong. School sucks, and if you can graduate high school with even the slightest ability to think for yourself, you've won. The most you'll ever learn in school is how to navigate your way through large bureaucracies, and maybe how to write bullshit papers on books you haven't read. This week's three blog entries are dedicated to the poor huddled public schoolchildren everywhere.