Essays on Sucking

Why are you here? I haven't updated this site in SIX FUCKING MONTHS. I just started a Tumblr though. Maybe you'd like that?

Here's a post I did for Motherboard , a fine site about technology and stuff. The gist of it is that Jermaine Hall, the editor of Vibe s...

One of my favorite journalists over the past few months has been Abe Sauer, who writes mainly for the Awl , a site I can’t recommend enough....

Let’s say you’re a writer for a respected (well, pretty much) New York City publication. It’s your job to write things about New York, which...

The funny thing about newspaper comic strips—I mean “funny” not as in “ha ha, good joke” but as in “strange, unsettling, troubling”—is how b...